Melania Trump Native Tongue Discovered to Be Gibberish
In a remarkable linguistic discovery, former first lady Melania Trump has left experts astounded as her native language turned out ...
Month: September 2023
Musk reverse engineers perfect kbbq order. Shareholders doubling down.
Elon Musk, the visionary entrepreneur known for his groundbreaking ventures in space exploration, electric vehicles, and renewable energy, has once ...
Report on Most Up Its Own Ass Chocolate Company Finds Lindt Most Up Its Own Ass Chocolate Company
In a stunning revelation that has sent ripples through the confectionery industry, a comprehensive report has identified Lindt as the ...
Feeling the back of my head for 500 days in a row to see if I feel anything different.
I’ve been feeling the back of my head for 341 days in a row. I haven’t really felt anything different ...
Fermented Foods Found to Promote Gut Health. Specifically, Kimchi Found to Promote Taste of Shit In Mouth.
Kimchi, the iconic Korean dish celebrated for its vibrant flavors and gut-boosting probiotics, stands at the forefront of global culinary ...
U.S. Governors Wonder How Word “Gubernatorial” Used For Anything Official At All.
As the country's state leaders convene for the National Governors Association conference, many are left wondering: why is the word ...
Actor Gene Hackman found guilty of looking like Italian-American Lego Piece
Gene Hackman, the acclaimed actor, is often admired for his rugged charm and timeless appeal, which some may liken to ...
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BlackRock Now Owns 80% of Bounce Houses in America
In a continued streak of domination for one of the world’s largest investment firms, BlackRock has quietly acquired a dominant...
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