Food
Scientists: King’s Hawaiian Rolls Linked with Being Fat Little Kid.
For generations, Hawaiian rolls have graced family dinner tables and festive occasions across America. Their sweet, tender allure has captured...
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Ben Shapiro Unveils Plan to Eat Veggies Before Chicken Nuggets at Upcoming Dinner with Grown-Ups.
Conservative commentator Ben Shapiro has made headlines again, this time with an unexpected dietary declaration. In preparation for an upcoming...
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Report on Most Up Its Own Ass Chocolate Company Finds Lindt Most Up Its Own Ass Chocolate Company
In a stunning revelation that has sent ripples through the confectionery industry, a comprehensive report has identified Lindt as the...
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Fermented Foods Found to Promote Gut Health. Specifically, Kimchi Found to Promote Taste of Shit In Mouth.
Kimchi, the iconic Korean dish celebrated for its vibrant flavors and gut-boosting probiotics, stands at the forefront of global culinary...
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BlackRock Now Owns 80% of Bounce Houses in America
In a continued streak of domination for one of the world’s largest investment firms, BlackRock has quietly acquired a dominant...
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