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Man takes out mortgage to add shrimp to salad.
In a culinary saga reflecting the evolving landscape of modern gastronomy, Mr. Theodore Henderson's decision to take out a mortgage...
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Football Coaches Under Fire: Research Shows Nothing Less Serious Than Grumpy Old Man Taking A Child’s Game Extremely Seriously.
In a groundbreaking study that has rattled the foundations of football coaching philosophy, researchers from leading universities have unveiled a...
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“At least now you have a real reason why you never get any work.” – Friend to Actor Friend on Future of AI in Entertainment.
In a candid exchange among peers in the entertainment industry, a friend's blunt remark encapsulates the mixed sentiments surrounding the...
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“Ossobuco? More like not nearly fucking buco enough.” Chef Gordon Ramsay Releases New Book of Kitchen Wit and Aphorisms.
Renowned chef Gordon Ramsay has once again stirred the culinary world with his latest release, a book brimming with kitchen...
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Leaked Video Reveals Sean Combs Has Not Even Seen Breaking Bad
Amid a series of other very serious accusations, a leaked video has surfaced showing music mogul Sean Combs, also known...
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BREAKING: Archaeologists Unearth A., B., C., D., and E. Murray Abraham.
In a groundbreaking archaeological dig in Mesopotamia, researchers have uncovered a remarkable discovery: a cluster of ancient individuals that have...
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McDonald’s Adds Healthy Items as Execs Learn Current Menu Killing Off Customers Far Too Quickly for Max Profits.
In a bold move to cater to changing consumer preferences and address concerns about the health impact of its offerings,...
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“Family Switch” Snubbed at Oscars
HOLLYWOOD, CA — A simmering undercurrent of resentment bubbled to the surface Sunday night as Joseph McGinty Nichol's groundbreaking new...
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Man Asks Friend to Explain Phrase “Layman’s Terms” Using Normal Person Language.
In an exchange emblematic of the complexities of language and communication, a man has sought clarification from a friend regarding...
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Song Recounts Harrowing Details of Being Stuck In Boring Man’s Head for 6 Weeks.
A haunting melody found itself unwittingly trapped in the mind of George Matthews, 45, for a staggering six weeks, offering...
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Steve Bannon Voted People Magazine’s Most Buoyant Man of 2024
In an unexpected nod from People Magazine, political strategist Steve Bannon has been named the “Most Buoyant Man of 2024.”...
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