Politics
The VP Debate: Vance Leads with Robust Physical Aptitude
Credit: Associated Press Good morning. Last night, the two major political party candidates for the office of vice president squared...
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Trump and Kamala agree to settle it over foosball match
Former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris have reportedly agreed to resolve the upcoming election with a foosball...
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Debate format backlash from GOP after diapers disallowed
Controversy erupted this week after Republican Party officials expressed outrage over a new debate rule that prohibits former President Trump...
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“Small businesses are the juicy phat ass of the American economy.” – Tim Walz attempts to modernize rhetoric on economy.
In an attempt to modernize and perhaps enliven the rhetoric surrounding the American economy, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz recently made...
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Oprah endorses Kamala at DNC; Trump hopes maybe Jerry Springer will come around.
REAL-TIME ELECTION COVERAGE BY ADMIN STEVE In a move that could shake up the 2024 presidential race, Oprah Winfrey threw...
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CIA Reveals Leaked Messages Hinting at Massive Conspiracy to Ding-Dong Ditch White House.
In a revelation that has left Washington insiders and the public alike in a state of disbelief, the CIA has...
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CIA Finds Hunter Biden Laptop. Discovers Way Fucking Embarrassing 1st Draft of Shitty Novel.
In a surprising twist to the ongoing saga surrounding Hunter Biden's laptop, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has made an...
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Judge Scolds Trump for Disobeying Gag Order Whenever HE Gives It, but Loving Every Gag, Piss On Me, and Bend Over Order from Other People.
In a courtroom drama that has captivated the nation, a federal judge has delivered a scathing rebuke to former President...
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Unsuccessfully Ousts Speaker Johnson from Office, But Successfully Inserts Other Johnson(s) into Buttocks and Mouth Simultaneously.
In a stunning and graphic display of political theater, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has once again made headlines for her...
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RFK Reveals Worm Dwelling In Skull In Commitment to Resolve Housing Crisis.
In a bold and unexpected display of commitment to addressing the pressing issue of affordable housing, Robert F. Kennedy Jr....
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BlackRock Now Owns 80% of Bounce Houses in America
In a continued streak of domination for one of the world’s largest investment firms, BlackRock has quietly acquired a dominant...
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