Politics
Judge Scolds Trump for Disobeying Gag Order Whenever HE Gives It, but Loving Every Gag, Piss On Me, and Bend Over Order from Other People.
In a courtroom drama that has captivated the nation, a federal judge has delivered a scathing rebuke to former President...
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Unsuccessfully Ousts Speaker Johnson from Office, But Successfully Inserts Other Johnson(s) into Buttocks and Mouth Simultaneously.
In a stunning and graphic display of political theater, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has once again made headlines for her...
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RFK Reveals Worm Dwelling In Skull In Commitment to Resolve Housing Crisis.
In a bold and unexpected display of commitment to addressing the pressing issue of affordable housing, Robert F. Kennedy Jr....
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Desantis Suspends Campaign Just Hours After Six Flags Reduces Height Requirement for Trademark Rollercoaster “Tatsu.”
In a stunner, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has withdrawn from the political race just hours after the renowned amusement park...
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Ramaswamy Suspends Campaign Just Hours After Coolest High Schoolers in Whole School Announce Party Tonight.
In a political storyline that has sent shockwaves through the nation over the past many months, presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy...
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Chris Christie Suspends Campaign Just Hours After McRib Returns.
Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie announced the suspension of his political campaign just hours after the highly anticipated return...
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Sen. Tim Scott suspends campaign just hours after Six Flags announces unlimited Winter Season Pass.
Republican Senator, and presidential hopeful, Tim Scott (R-SC) has decided to suspend his presidential campaign four hours after the announcement...
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Biden’s Trillion-Dollar Hole
Liberals are fed up. For the first time in thirty years, I agree with them. “I say let the world...
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Giuliani Way Out of Touch: “Chinese New Year, Chinese New Me.”
Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City, is facing intense backlash after a senior moment during an interview....
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Biden Issues Urgent Statement On Missing Thimble in White House Monopoly Set.
President Joe Biden has issued a statement concerning a missing thimble from the White House's Monopoly board game set. The...
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Steve Bannon Voted People Magazine’s Most Buoyant Man of 2024
In an unexpected nod from People Magazine, political strategist Steve Bannon has been named the “Most Buoyant Man of 2024.”...
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