Politics
Dr. Ben Carson: “Age is just a number.” He actually does not grasp the concept of age.
Former U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Dr. Ben Carson, has made headlines with his recent assertion that "age...
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Mayor Adams: A, C, E Trains to be Converted to 6mi Long Slip N’ Slide Due to Flash Flooding
In a visionary move aimed at addressing New York City's recurring flash flooding challenges, Mayor Eric Adams has unveiled an...
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Tallest Man Ever: Robert Wadlow, 8’11” – Shortest Man Ever: Rand Paul’s Penis.
Robert Wadlow, often referred to as the "Alton Giant," holds the distinction of being the tallest man in recorded history....
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Former President Trump and Giuliani Aggressively Dine at Ikea Food Court
In an unusual turn of events, former President Donald Trump found himself both surprised and slightly angered when Rudy Giuliani,...
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Melania Trump Native Tongue Discovered to Be Gibberish
In a remarkable linguistic discovery, former first lady Melania Trump has left experts astounded as her native language turned out...
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U.S. Governors Wonder How Word “Gubernatorial” Used For Anything Official At All.
As the country's state leaders convene for the National Governors Association conference, many are left wondering: why is the word...
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BlackRock Now Owns 80% of Bounce Houses in America
In a continued streak of domination for one of the world’s largest investment firms, BlackRock has quietly acquired a dominant...
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