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I’ve found a video that you really must see to believe: This guy Paul Bryson scares me.

Have you ever wondered what happens when you mix too many magic mushrooms with severe roid rage? The result is this man-thing: an unnerving cocktail of incel philosophy, schizophrenic rants, and a homeless Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson vibe. His “inspirational” message boils down to: “I’m better than you.” Additionally, he looks like an emoji with no features added to him. Why do people follow him? Maybe it’s like watching a car crash—you can’t look away. I’m happy this only has like 1,000 views, but still shocked that it has any views at all. Some of the comments are positive. Is this actually relatable? Either way, it’s both fascinating and disturbing to know not only that this guy is out there somewhere, but that 8,000 people felt a need to subscribe to his YouTube channel.

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ICWT Editor-In-Chief, Dante Gabrielli is a New York based journalist, fashion designer, media mogul, and luxury branding legend. In the late 1990s, Dante started In Competence We Trust with the mission of making the world more competent. Since then, the outlet has become a cultural phenomenon enlightening readers across North America & Europe. Dante is passionate about the cold hard facts. In his spare time, Dante speaks to strangers on the streets of lower Manhattan. In Competence We Trust is a satirical media outlet. All content is to be considered satirical.

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