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Global warming causes another devastating renewal of Young Sheldon.

by Dante Gabrielli
December 1, 2025
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After a season of brutal storms destroying infrastructure and taking lives, CBS has hit the public with another natural disaster of immense magnitude announcing yet another renewal of Young Sheldon, the spinoff of The Big Bang Theory. The network is passing off blame for lacking the balls to kill the show, attributing its unexpected longevity to the effects of global warming. The show, now entering its eighth season, has been met with mixed reviews since its debut, yet seems to persist as inexorably as rising sea levels.

The network’s official statement linked Young Sheldon’s renewal to an era of increased environmental and societal instability. “In these unprecedented times, people turn to what’s familiar, if not particularly fresh,” read the release. “Young Sheldon offers comfort — much like other lingering symptoms of climate change, it’s just sort of…there.”

Social media erupted with reactions, many shocked by the implication that climate change could be blamed for a TV renewal. “First, I lost my beach house to rising tides. Now I’m losing prime TV real estate to Young Sheldon?!” tweeted one user.

Environmental scientists, however, are unconvinced by CBS’s rationale. “There’s no evidence linking climate patterns to network programming choices,” said Dr. Linda Feldman, a climate policy analyst. “This sounds more like marketing.”

Meanwhile, critics note that Young Sheldon embodies a different kind of ecological persistence: it’s the television equivalent of invasive species — hard to get rid of and surprisingly resilient.

With each season renewal, the show highlights the enduring tension between audiences and networks, both adjusting to a world shaped by environmental and cultural fatigue. And, much like climate change, Young Sheldon’s persistence shows no sign of slowing down.

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