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Man Uses Word “ergo” Just Hours Prior to Wife’s Infidelity.

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The seemingly innocuous utterance of a single word, “ergo,” has sparked speculation and intrigue following revelations of an affair within a marriage. Sources close to the couple, Alicia and Todd Nussbaum, 38 & 39 years old from Glendora, CA, report that just hours before his wife’s transgression, the husband employed the term “ergo” at a dinner party during a 34-minute conversation about nautical communication devices. It is important to note that Todd himself incited the topic of conversation. What followed was a cascade of events that would unravel their relationship.

“Ergo, indeed,” remarked a close friend of the couple, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “It’s remarkable how such a seemingly inconsequential word could hold such significance in hindsight.”

The incident has prompted reflection on the intricacies of human communication and the unforeseen consequences of language choice.

When asked for comment, Monica Sallach, another guest at the dinner, remarked, “I myself would not use the word ‘ergo.’ It is difficult to tell who is in the wrong here.”

While the connection between the husband’s linguistic choice and his wife’s actions remains speculative, the incident serves as a poignant reminder of the fragility of relationships and the power of words to shape our reality.

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