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Mayor Adams: A, C, E Trains to be Converted to 6mi Long Slip N’ Slide Due to Flash Flooding

by Dante Gabrielli
December 1, 2025
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Mayor Adams: A, C, E Trains to be Converted to 6mi Long Slip N’ Slide Due to Flash Flooding
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In a visionary move aimed at addressing New York City’s recurring flash flooding challenges, Mayor Eric Adams has unveiled an audacious proposal to repurpose the A, C, and E subway lines into a six-mile-long slip n’ slide during adverse weather conditions. This innovative approach aims to turn a potential commuting nightmare into a thrilling and eco-friendly solution.

As climate change continues to bring unpredictable weather patterns, flash flooding has become a growing concern for the city. Mayor Adams’ plan is designed not only to mitigate the impact of heavy rains but also to provide an exhilarating experience for commuters. During flash flood events, these subway lines will be transformed into giant slip n’ slides with state-of-the-art safety measures to ensure passenger well-being.

While the proposal may sound unconventional, it reflects Mayor Adams’ commitment to finding creative and practical solutions to New York City’s climate-related challenges. Public opinion on the proposal varies, with some applauding the mayor’s ingenuity and others raising questions about the feasibility and potential disruptions.

The potential transformation of the A, C, and E subway lines into slip n’ slides during flash floods highlights the city’s resilience and willingness to adapt in the face of climate change. It will undoubtedly spark a spirited debate among New Yorkers about the practicality of this innovative solution and its impact on their daily lives.

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