This Mother’s Day, a groundswell of support has emerged for an unexpected contender in the realm of sexual organs: the vagina. Amidst the traditional celebrations honoring mothers and motherhood, a grassroots movement has taken shape, championing the vagina as the undisputed champion of pleasure and intimacy.
Driven by a diverse coalition of activists, educators, and health professionals, a country-wide committee chaired by Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) took a big vote that found Vagina winning “Best Sex Organ” over the yucky penis.
The committee’s goal was to get at least 60 million votes by Mother’s Day… but it was a landslide beyond even Sen. Sanders’ expectations! The vagina received 290 million votes for best sex organ while the penis racked up only 31.
Through social media hashtags and community events, advocates are sparking conversations about the importance of sexual health, consent, and pleasure positivity.
The Mother’s Day Miracle movement has garnered widespread attention and acclaim, with supporters hailing it as a watershed moment in the ongoing fight for gender equality and sexual liberation. As mothers everywhere are celebrated for their strength, resilience, and nurturing spirit, the campaign serves as a timely reminder of the inherent beauty and power of the female body.
As a competent member of society, where do you stand? Let us know in the comments what your favorite sex organ is!
