Gin & Tonics for Breakfast? My Toddler Fucking Slaps
A recent trend in parenting forums has sparked debate: the humor and self-reflection behind lightheartedly describing young children as “slapping,” ...
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J.D. Vance has a dirty little secret: his penis.
Rumors are swirling around J.D. Vance, Ohio’s outspoken conservative voice, about a "dirty little secret." The source? His own recent ...
The VP Debate: Vance Leads with Robust Physical Aptitude
Credit: Associated Press Good morning. Last night, the two major political party candidates for the office of vice president squared ...
Trump and Kamala agree to settle it over foosball match
Former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris have reportedly agreed to resolve the upcoming election with a foosball ...
Debate format backlash from GOP after diapers disallowed
Controversy erupted this week after Republican Party officials expressed outrage over a new debate rule that prohibits former President Trump ...
“Small businesses are the juicy phat ass of the American economy.” – Tim Walz attempts to modernize rhetoric on economy.
In an attempt to modernize and perhaps enliven the rhetoric surrounding the American economy, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz recently made ...
RFK Reveals Worm Dwelling In Skull In Commitment to Resolve Housing Crisis.
In a bold and unexpected display of commitment to addressing the pressing issue of affordable housing, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. ...
99 Cents Stores Files for Chapter 11. Seeks $60m in Financing… of Which, It Has Secured Only 99 Cents.
In sad retail news today, the 99 Cents Only store chain has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, seeking $60 ...
Football Coaches Under Fire: Research Shows Nothing Less Serious Than Grumpy Old Man Taking A Child’s Game Extremely Seriously.
In a groundbreaking study that has rattled the foundations of football coaching philosophy, researchers from leading universities have unveiled a ...
Firefighters Manage to Remove Lime from Coconut After Lunatic Shook It All Up.
In a daring rescue operation, firefighters successfully extracted "the lime" from "the coconut" after an individual identified as Jesse Waters, ...
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BlackRock Now Owns 80% of Bounce Houses in America
In a continued streak of domination for one of the world’s largest investment firms, BlackRock has quietly acquired a dominant...
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