Man complains of sand in ass after beach visit. Sand urges there’s two sides to the story.
A routine trip to the beach took an unexpected turn for one beachgoer, who complained of an uncomfortable predicament: sand ...
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Charmin Goes Even Softer, Offering Jelly-Like Hand Coating for Dirty Work
Charmin, the renowned toilet paper brand, is breaking new ground in the world of hygiene with a groundbreaking product enhancement. ...
Marijuana Cited as Potential Cure for Being On Time and Prepared.
Afraid to light up? Think again. Scientists Caleb Braun and Ryan Donald have recently published a paper citing marijuana as ...
Freezy Friday: McConnell Third Freeze Triggered by Lindsay Lohan Opening Fortune Cookie.
In a bizarre turn of events that has left the nation perplexed, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has reportedly experienced ...
Can’t get it up? Don’t worry. It may be due to Biden’s biggest scheme yet.
An assertion has surfaced suggesting that President Joe Biden's policies could be responsible for certain performance issues amongst men. Questions ...
Dr. Ben Carson: “Age is just a number.” He actually does not grasp the concept of age.
Former U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Dr. Ben Carson, has made headlines with his recent assertion that "age ...
Macho Ambulance Driver Costs Life By Struggling to Show Off “Parallel Parking Skills”
In a harrowing incident that underscores the dangers of machismo, a self-proclaimed "badass parallel parker" ambulance driver cost a life ...
Catholic Church bullish that Artificial Intelligence unlikely to replace molestation.
The Catholic Church, a venerable institution with a history spanning centuries, remains steadfast in its belief that artificial intelligence (AI) ...
Melania Trump Native Tongue Discovered to Be Gibberish
In a remarkable linguistic discovery, former first lady Melania Trump has left experts astounded as her native language turned out ...
Passengers in tragic story who unnecessarily died going to look at titanic didn’t realize only way to unnecessarily die while going to look at titanic is by unnecessarily going to look at titanic.
Several months ago a heartbreaking story surfaced about a group of passengers who embarked on a journey to witness the ...
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Steve Bannon Voted People Magazine’s Most Buoyant Man of 2024
In an unexpected nod from People Magazine, political strategist Steve Bannon has been named the “Most Buoyant Man of 2024.”...
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