Earth Running Low On Water
In a sobering report released this week, scientists have confirmed that Earth is facing an unprecedented water crisis, with reserves ...
Month: May 2024
“Thank God? How about thank 30 years flying experience.” Sully Sullenberger Rips Into Sobbing Passenger After Flight ‘lands’.
In a dramatic postscript to the famed "Miracle on the Hudson," Captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, celebrated for his heroic emergency ...
As Paris Prepares to Hold 2024 Summer Olympics, I Prepare to Hold Throbbing Dump During Meeting in 2min.
As Paris gears up for the 2024 Summer Olympics, a global event promising to draw millions of spectators and athletes ...
J.J. Abrams Set to Produce New Star-Studded Bowel Movement
In a turn of events that has left Hollywood insiders both amused and perplexed, acclaimed filmmaker J.J. Abrams has announced ...
For 6th Day Straight, Woman Discusses Time She Correctly Used Semi-Colon
In an increasingly rare celebration of grammatical triumph, local woman Jane Mitchell has captivated friends, family, and colleagues for six ...
CIA Reveals Leaked Messages Hinting at Massive Conspiracy to Ding-Dong Ditch White House.
In a revelation that has left Washington insiders and the public alike in a state of disbelief, the CIA has ...
TLC’s New Hit: Shark Tank for Orphans
In an audacious move blending reality television with social impact, TLC has unveiled its latest hit show: "Shark Tank for ...
CIA Finds Hunter Biden Laptop. Discovers Way Fucking Embarrassing 1st Draft of Shitty Novel.
In a surprising twist to the ongoing saga surrounding Hunter Biden's laptop, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has made an ...
Boeing Reasons with Critics, “Death is a part of life. It’s kind of what makes this whole magical experience so meaningful.
Boeing, the aerospace giant embroiled in controversy following a series of high-profile accidents involving its aircraft, has raised eyebrows with ...
India’s Modi Escalates Anti-Muslim Rhetoric Leaving Many Americans Confused That the Guy Ain’t Muslim.
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi's recent escalation of anti-Muslim rhetoric has sparked confusion and concern among many Americans, who find ...
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BlackRock Now Owns 80% of Bounce Houses in America
In a continued streak of domination for one of the world’s largest investment firms, BlackRock has quietly acquired a dominant...
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