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Self-Driving Car Refuses to Move Until Driver Puts on Sheryl Crow

by Gabe Nipote
December 3, 2025
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In a curious blend of technology and taste, a self-driving car belonging to a suburban Los Angeles resident recently refused to start unless a Sheryl Crow song was playing. The incident, reported by multiple witnesses and caught on the driver’s smartphone, has raised questions about the quirks and limitations of autonomous vehicle technology.

The car, a top-of-the-line model equipped with cutting-edge artificial intelligence, appeared fully functional as its owner, Jennifer Kim, entered the vehicle for her morning commute. But as she selected a jazz station on the radio, the dashboard displayed an unexpected message: “Please play Sheryl Crow to proceed.” Bewildered, Kim attempted to override the system, switching stations and even rebooting the car. But the AI-powered vehicle wouldn’t budge.

After several attempts, Kim complied, streaming Crow’s “Soak Up the Sun.” To her surprise, the car immediately came to life, seamlessly navigating through Los Angeles traffic.

Industry experts suggest that the incident might stem from an algorithm glitch or a personalization setting gone awry. “Self-driving cars are complex machines with nuanced learning patterns,” said Dr. Tara Lister, an AI ethicist. “But no one expected them to develop musical tastes.”

The automaker has since issued a statement, assuring customers that this was an isolated incident. They are investigating if the car’s AI misinterpreted user preferences as operational requirements, but as Lister notes, “AI’s relationship with human culture might be more complicated than we thought.”

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