Man Sleeps with Entire Friend Group. Friend Group Itchy.
In a scandal that has sent shockwaves through social circles in the heart of Manhattan, Mr. Alexander Grant, a prominent ...
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Football Coaches Under Fire: Research Shows Nothing Less Serious Than Grumpy Old Man Taking A Child’s Game Extremely Seriously.
In a groundbreaking study that has rattled the foundations of football coaching philosophy, researchers from leading universities have unveiled a ...
An Exclusive Inside Look: My Ear.
In a bold journalistic pursuit, I embark on an exclusive expedition into the inner workings of my own ear, shedding ...
Idiots In Dawn Marketing Department Will Figure It Out at Some Point.
In a curious case of missed marketing opportunities, executives at Dawn find themselves under scrutiny for their failure to capitalize ...
Policeman who clearly looks fat blames bulletproof vest for body shape, despite freaking obviously being fat.
In a contentious debate over body image and protective gear, a policeman has sparked controversy by attributing his appearance to ...
Guy I Met Literally Tonight Through Mutual Friend Won’t Shut Up About How Various Medications are “technically just meth” as We Walk from Last Bar to Next Bar.
During a casual night out, a chance encounter with a new acquaintance took an unexpected turn as he embarked on ...
72yo Long Island Woman Faces Assault Charges for Hitting iPad Screen So Unnecessarily Hard That It’s Difficult to Even Describe.
A 72-year-old woman from Long Island is facing assault charges after a series of incidents involving her iPad. According to ...
“At least now you have a real reason why you never get any work.” – Friend to Actor Friend on Future of AI in Entertainment.
In a candid exchange among peers in the entertainment industry, a friend's blunt remark encapsulates the mixed sentiments surrounding the ...
Chris Cuomo Under Fire For Acting Like Chris Cuomo.
Former CNN anchor Chris Cuomo has once again found himself embroiled in controversy, facing criticism for his behavior reminiscent of ...
“Ossobuco? More like not nearly fucking buco enough.” Chef Gordon Ramsay Releases New Book of Kitchen Wit and Aphorisms.
Renowned chef Gordon Ramsay has once again stirred the culinary world with his latest release, a book brimming with kitchen ...
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BlackRock Now Owns 80% of Bounce Houses in America
In a continued streak of domination for one of the world’s largest investment firms, BlackRock has quietly acquired a dominant...
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